Many people find the stress of standing out to be an exacting toll upon their lives.
How to be average.
1. Stop acting cool
2. Stop doing interesting things. Having too many hobbies will reduce your averageness. One is enough.
3. Invite your neighbors over and avoid intersting topics of conversation. Talk about the weather, your shampoo, or powertools.
4. Do not wear interesting hats, loud accessories, or anything that might attract attention.
